This is a double post.

This, my friend, is a double post. Double posts are worth double the points, and will therefore make up for the fact that I will not be posting for at least several (2^2) weeks. It's not because I'm lazy, mind you, it's because double posts are so rare and that it would upset the cosmos were I to post too soon following the Double Post (tm). Be wary of others claiming otherwise. Be doubly wary of those with blog posts exceeding 100 words. This is a message from the Emergency Broadcast Service: You've just been double-stuffed.