Pittsburgh hosts first annual day without clouds and precipitation.

This just in... Pittsburgh is currently experiencing its first annual day without clouds and precipitation. Residents all across Steel City woke up this morning to a delight rarely seen in these parts. A bright yellow-white globe hung suspended above the horizon. Passers-by vacationing from Tuscon, Arizona noted that the phenomenon is called the "Sun" in other regions of the country. Vendors took to the streets to sell "sunglasses," but according to one merchant standing near Pitt on 5th avenue, business was still slow. Several pedestrians were struck by motor vehicles as they stumbled into oncoming traffic -- apparently blinded by the light. Wrapped up like a deuce, another runner in the night.